Kako postati Brazilec?

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Kjer pravi da se popolnoma strinja z naslednjimi izjavami:

• Carnival if you like noise and chaos.
• Salvador if you like niggers.
• São Tomé das Letras you're in for mushrooms.
• Amazon if you just want to smuggle some species of poisonous spider or snake.
• Fortaleza if you're a pedophile.
• Rio de Janeiro if you're into sex tourism.
• Minas Gerais if you think Rio is too postcard-like.
• São Paulo if you're homossexual.
• Soccer if you're really retardedly into it. Remember to always bet on the player whose wife is pregnant.
• Orkut and MSN if you're anywhere near a computer.
• You no longer hate Russia, you hate Argentina.
• You no longer hate England, you hate Portugal.
• You now hate Lula, but you still hate Bush (that never changes).
• And most importantly, you hate the United States (but you want to be like them).

Ole!